{"id":1287,"date":"2020-04-02T12:16:54","date_gmt":"2020-04-02T16:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pappost.com\/?p=1287"},"modified":"2020-04-02T12:17:00","modified_gmt":"2020-04-02T16:17:00","slug":"je-suis-en-confinement-donc-je-me-masturbe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pappost.com\/index.php\/2020\/04\/02\/je-suis-en-confinement-donc-je-me-masturbe\/","title":{"rendered":"Je suis en confinement, donc je me masturbe&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Jean Michelot Polynice<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Il faut de tout pour faire un homme, c\u2019est pour moi plus qu\u2019une phrase. Avant le coronavirus, je pouvais sortir, voir des amis, me r\u00e9galer un peu. Mais maintenant, je suis clo\u00eetr\u00e9 entre quatre murs. Ici, rien ne me suffit, pas m\u00eame la lecture, pas m\u00eame la musique. Mon lit commence \u00e0 en avoir marre de moi. Le confinement ne devait pas arriver jusque-l\u00e0. Et le pire dans tout \u00e7a, c\u2019est que l&#8217;\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 devient de plus en plus <strong>rare<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"226\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pappost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-1-1.gif?resize=480%2C226&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1050\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Pour un instant, je me suis dit que \u00e7a doit \u00eatre la fin du monde, avant de me rappeler la peste, la grippe espagnole et les autres pand\u00e9mies d\u2019avant. Mais, <strong>par dessus tout,<\/strong> <strong>une question me turlupine<\/strong> : comment se fait-il que je ne peux plus faire l\u2019amour?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Je ne regarde que des films sensuels, des films qui alimentent ma flamme. Vais-je passer quarante jours dans le d\u00e9sert comme le fils de Marie? Peut-\u00eatre bien! Mais, avec mes <strong>fantasmes<\/strong>, je serai une proie facile pour le diable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Alors, je me masturbe, et parfois sans le vouloir. \u00c0 force de trop r\u00e9sister, je le fais sans r\u00e9serve comme Carlens, Lefranc et Schneider. Avec des photos de Rihanna, de Beyonc\u00e9, mais pas celles de Tafa (pour des raisons personnelles). Certains appellent \u00e7a &#8220;p\u00e9ch\u00e9 de la chair&#8221;, tant pis pour eux, car j\u2019ai une chair humaine vachement sensuelle. On me dit que la chair est faible et que l\u2019esprit est bien dispos\u00e9. Je me demande comment un esprit peut \u00eatre bien dispos\u00e9 avec ce qui est en train de se passer dans le monde, o\u00f9 m\u00eame le souverain pontife s\u2019inqui\u00e8te. Alors, Je me masturbe pour penser \u00e0 autre chose que l&#8217;actualit\u00e9 des m\u00e9dias, pour m\u2019\u00e9loigner un peu de ce monde, pour accoucher la lune au milieu des cuisses des filles du soleil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Je me masturbe comme beaucoup d&#8217;entre vous, comme mes potes, comme certains pr\u00eatres. Je le fais pour ne pas <strong>aggriper<\/strong> une fille en pleine rue \u00e0 force d\u2019avoir refoul\u00e9 trop d\u2019envies en moi. Je ne le fais pas seulement pour combattre le stress, je le fais \u00e9galement parce que \u00e7a me rapproche un peu plus de ma copine. Je le fais pour un tas d\u2019autres raisons. Ne m\u2019en veux pas ma ch\u00e9rie si je te trompe avec Rihanna en me masturbant. Le probl\u00e8me est que sa photo est souvent plus proche de moi que la tienne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Pour tout vous dire, je n\u2019ai pas choisi la masturbation, c\u2019est plut\u00f4t elle qui m&#8217;a choisi, <strong>confinement oblige<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jean Michelot Polynice Il faut de tout pour faire un homme, c\u2019est pour moi plus&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1288,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[92,16],"tags":[58,33,93],"class_list":["post-1287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-racontez-nous","category-societes","tag-coronavirus","tag-haiti","tag-racontez-nous"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Je suis en confinement, donc je me masturbe... - Port-au-Prince Post<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Jean Michelot Polynice Il faut de tout pour faire un homme, c\u2019est pour moi plus qu\u2019une phrase. 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